我小時候很喜歡瑪丹娜
很小的時候
大概五六歲吧
I was a fan of Madonna
long long time ago
Probably when I was five or six
某天我忽然很想把這個心意傳達給瑪丹娜
於是我畫了一張精美的信要寄給她(顯然當時我還不會寫字)
One day, I wanted to express this feeling to Madonna
So I drew a "beautiful" letter to sent to her (obviously, I couldn't write)
當時我對於寄信的印象就是：
把要表達的意思放在紙上
然後投進一個細細長長的洞裡
之後郵差就會來收走
Following is my impression of sending mail.
First of all, put what you wanna say on the paper,
Then, dropped it into a long and thin hole
After that, the postman will come and take it away
哪裡有細細長長的洞呢?
我想起家裡通往一樓的扶手上有一個
於是我就把畫好的信往裡塞
塞的時候有點卡
我還找來粗鐵絲幫忙捅
Where can I find a long and thin hole?
I remind that in my home, there is one on the handrail in the 1st floor
So I put the letter inside of it
it was a little bit stuck
so I used a piece of iron wire to push it
很快我就發覺了我的愚蠢
因為信被鐵絲捅得亂七八糟
而且郵差並沒有來收信......
Soon, I notice that I'm stupid
coz the mail was stuck more seriously by the wire
and the postman never come to pick it up......
後來搬了家
這封信就卡在那裏再也沒有出來過
但我還一直記得我曾經畫了張圖要送給瑪丹娜
Then, my family moved.
The letter just be stuck there for years after that
But I always remembered that I had drew a picture to send to Madonna
二十幾年後的今天
我為了開工作室
將原本出租的舊家收回改裝
想起當年的那封信
決定要將它救出
Twenty years later
I want to open a studio
so I back to this old house
It reminds me that letter
and I decided to rescue it
救出來的方法和塞進去的方法相差不大
也是用鐵絲
好不容易拖出來
信已經被蛀得破破爛爛了
不過上面的畫還很清楚......
the way of saving it is same as making it stuck, use wire!
Finally, I dragged it out
the letter has been destroyed by termite
But the pictures are still clear ......
這張要表現的是瑪丹娜站在晴空之下很開心
"beautiful" letter...
It shows that Madonna is standing under the sunshine and very happy
這張是信封上的資訊
因為我不會寫字
所以畫上瑪丹娜的樣子
希望郵差能把信交給長這個樣子的人
可以看到瑪丹娜是個捲髮還內褲外穿...
This is the information on the envelope
Because I could not write
So I painted Madonna on it
I hope the postman will gave it to someone who looks like that
You can see that Madonna had curly hair and wore underwear outside...
